July 2, 2022

Duke Nukem (Or At Least His Voice) is now available for weddings

While it may not be as life-defining an event as it used to be, your wedding day should always be special. And what’s more fascinating than having the gravely baritone of Jon St. John- the legendary voice of Duke Nukem- declaring you husband and wife. Or husband and husband. Or maybe even wife and wife! It’s 2019, its legal.

It’s hard to decide whether getting married by Duke Nukem would be an incredible story to share with your kids years later, or a terrible secret to the grave. Either way, it’s a thing that can now theoretically happen. This is thanks to Jon St. John becoming an ordained minister. A great example of a man with many talents.

He’s even confirmed via Twitter that he’s willing to switch character.Duke Nukem is an incredible idea if you’re dealing with alien invasions and/or abducted bikini babes, but not everyone’s go-to for a wedding. It’d be much preferred by people to be wed by the eternally blank (but friendly) Big The Cat from Sonic Adventure, one of St. John’s lesser known roles. Failing that, Mega64’s totally unofficial Doug Huggem.

YouTube player

This raises a few questions. If you could pick ANY game voice actor to hold your ceremony in character, who would you pick? Personally, I think that Deckard Cain from Diablo would convey the right tone. Just make sure everyone leaves after the rings and smooches are exchanged, no matter how much he asks you to stay a while and listen. Who would you pick?

Source: https://www.pcgamer.com/


Don’t forget to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter to stay up to date with all of the latest News, Blogs, and more. And if that’s not enough, why not follow us on Twitch as well.

Translate »
Skip to content
%d bloggers like this: